Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

[RacingHippo]

It's a fun thing, the old clavichord,
With that comb-over, I'm sure that he scored,
with a plink and a plonk,
and a bang and a bonk
He invented a new kind of chord!

I'm seeing Big Big Train on Friday

[D S]

I'm seeing Big Big Train on Friday
For me, it's the matinee on Sunday

[rogerg]

I'm seeing Big Big Train on Friday
For me, it's the matinee on Sunday
Poor us over here

[L33VEY]

I'm seeing Big Big Train on Friday
For me, it's the matinee on Sunday
Poor us over here
See I'm cryin' real tears

[tigermoth]

I'm seeing Big Big Train on Friday
For me, it's the matinee on Sunday
Poor us over here
See I'm cryin' real tears
Ain't it always the permanent way.

I'll be there on the friday too,

[RacingHippo]

I'll be there on the friday too,
Excellent! I'll get to meet you!

[Mikey]

I'll be there on the friday too,
Excellent! I'll get to meet you!
I can't make it there

[JimD]

I'll be there on the friday too,
Excellent! I'll get to meet you!
I can't make it there
But if not there then where?!

[johninblack]

I'll be there on the friday too,
Excellent! I'll get to meet you!
I can't make it there
But if not there then where?!
At home, likely stuck on the loo!


So Jem plays the stick with Ebow,

[Mikey]

So Jem plays the stick with Ebow,
Is it something he got off EBay?

[tigermoth]

Er ... quey? Lol

[gr8gonzo]

So Jem plays the stick with Ebow,
Is it something he got off EBay?
Er ... quey? lol
Said Picasso, oh 'ell

[tigermoth]

So Jem plays the stick with Ebow,
Is it something he got off EBay?
Er ... quey? lol
Said Picasso, oh 'ell
Poetry's a dying art so they say, or say they so.

Well that was a big big train reck

[catherine]

Well that was a big big train reck
Didn't rhyme, didn't scan - what the feck?

[Trapezium Artist]

Well that was a big big train reck
Didn't rhyme, didn't scan - what the feck?
Wash your mouth out with soap!