Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

[owen]

Their hats would fall off if they did.
Like a jouster, battling El Cid

[rogerg]

Their hats would fall off if they did.
Like a jouster, battling El Cid
slap some glue on the pate

[JimD]

Their hats would fall off if they did.
Like a jouster, battling El Cid
slap some glue on the pate
it'll work out just great

[tigermoth]

Their hats would fall off if they did.
Like a jouster, battling El Cid
slap some glue on the pate
it'll work out just great
Really, who are you trying to kid?

It's a wonderful day to get plastered ...

[JimD]

It's a wonderful day to get plastered
And your sofa will slide if it's castered

[owen]

It's a wonderful day to get plastered
And your sofa will slide if it's castered
When it's dry you can paint

[rogerg]

It's a wonderful day to get plastered
And your sofa will slide if it's castered
When it's dry you can paint
and considered a saint!

[JimD]

It's a wonderful day to get plastered
And your sofa will slide if it's castered
When it's dry you can paint
and considered a saint!(?)
If you finish this rhyme flabbergastrd*

It's Thursday! So...Top of the Pops!

*trendy new internet way of saying flabbergasted like Flickr, etc.

[johninblack]

It's Thursday! So...Top of the Pops!
Jedward, help, call the cops,

[RacingHippo]

It's Thursday! So...Top of the Pops!
Jedward, help, call the cops,
They're powerless to help

[rogerg]

It's Thursday! So...Top of the Pops!
Jedward, help, call the cops,
They're powerless to help
See their rating on Yelp!

[lyn]

It's Thursday! So...Top of the Pops!
Jedward, help, call the cops,
They're powerless to help
See their rating on Yelp!
Cops stop bops,  topt flops...

Nellie is shopping for shoes!

[rogerg]

Nellie is shopping for shoes!
Going sole-o without any booze!

[RacingHippo]

Nellie is shopping for shoes!
Going sole-o without any booze!
Poor love, she'll expire

[Mikey]

And have to retire


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