Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

[Mikey]

In the dark murky days of December,
Errr....no, I just can't remember
Are you still too young?
to be playing in dung

[johninblack]

#1540
In the dark murky days of December,
Errr....no, I just can't remember
Are you still too young?
to be playing in dung,
Gave that up back in September!


A sweepstake for when next album's ready?

[Mikey]

A sweepstake for when next album's ready?
Will it have a guest on called Freddie?

[rogerg]

A sweepstake for when next album's ready?
Will it have a guest on called Freddie?
Is he back from the dead?

[RacingHippo]

A sweepstake for when next album's ready?
Will it have a guest on called Freddie?
Is he back from the dead?
Never died. (In my head.)

[JimD]

A sweepstake for when next album's ready?
Will it have a guest on called Freddie?
Is he back from the dead?
Never died. (In my head.)
Living on! Like the bass-twang of Geddy

What a rubbish old year this has been

[lyn]

What a rubbish old year this has been
With a great blast of Frost* inbetween

[owen]

What a rubbish old year this has been
With a great blast of Frost* in between
With more due next year

[D S]

What a rubbish old year this has been
With a great blast of Frost* in between
With more due next year
To bring smiles and cheer

[JimD]

What a rubbish old year this has been
With a great blast of Frost* in between
With more due next year
To bring smiles and cheer
Like a sequel to Black Light Machine

If you go and see Frost* on a boat

[rogerg]

If you go and see Frost* on a boat
Does a falling satellite float?

[Pedro]

If you go and see Frost* on a boat
Does a falling satellite float?
In a forest unheard

[manoncharles]

If you go and see Frost* on a boat
Does a falling satellite float?
In a forest unheard,
A tranquil mockingbird


(page 420, hee hee)

[JimD]

If you go and see Frost* on a boat
Does a falling satellite float?
In a forest unheard,
A tranquil mockingbird
Pecks out morse on the bonce of a goat

That's the code, not the Morse (once of Spock's)

[owen]

That's the code, not the Morse (once of Spock's)
Or the grumpy old cop on the box