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[JimD]

There was an old geezer from Surrey,
Who got on a boat, in a hurry.
It cruised to the edge,
Inspiring this pledge:

[owen]

There was an old geezer from Surrey,
Who got on a boat, in a hurry.
It cruised to the edge,
Inspiring this pledge:
"I'll always drink beer with my curry"

Because curry and red wine just don't mix

[rogerg]

Because curry and red wine just don't mix
You could try a white, just for kicks?

[D S]

Because curry and red wine just don't mix
You could try a white, just for kicks?
But curry with whisky

[RacingHippo]

Because curry and red wine just don't mix
You could try a white, just for kicks?
But curry with whisky
Some might think is risky

[owen]

Because curry and red wine just don't mix
You could try a white, just for kicks?
But curry with whisky
Some might think is risky
You might get the squits and the sicks

I like takeaways on a Friday

[JimD]

I like takeaways on a Friday
From the shop? Or brought round on the driveway?

[owen]

I like takeaways on a Friday
From the shop? Or brought round on the driveway?
That depends on my mood

[rogerg]

I like takeaways on a Friday
From the shop? Or brought round on the driveway?
That depends on my mood
But as long as there's food

[JimD]

I like takeaways on a Friday
From the shop? Or brought round on the driveway?
That depends on my mood
But as long as there's food
It'll end up a marvellous soirée

There once was a Brian called Eno

[owen]

There once was a Brian called Eno
Who passed his time reading the Beano

[JakeWorrell]

There once was a Brian called Eno
Who passed his time reading the Beano
he'd read on the loo

[JimD]

There once was a Brian called Eno
Who passed his time reading the Beano
he'd read on the loo
As so many do

[Mikey]

There once was a Brian called Eno
Who passed his time reading the Beano
he'd read on the loo
As so many do
Whilst passing a tasty burrito

There once was a Python called Monty

[Rook]

There once was a Python called Monty,
Who played the drums with Jean Luc Ponty,