Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

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JimD

There was an old geezer from Surrey,
Who got on a boat, in a hurry.
It cruised to the edge,
Inspiring this pledge:
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owen

There was an old geezer from Surrey,
Who got on a boat, in a hurry.
It cruised to the edge,
Inspiring this pledge:
"I'll always drink beer with my curry"

Because curry and red wine just don't mix

rogerg

Because curry and red wine just don't mix
You could try a white, just for kicks?

D S

Because curry and red wine just don't mix
You could try a white, just for kicks?
But curry with whisky
Come on, you\'re a lion!

RacingHippo

Because curry and red wine just don't mix
You could try a white, just for kicks?
But curry with whisky
Some might think is risky
* May contain nuts.

owen

Because curry and red wine just don't mix
You could try a white, just for kicks?
But curry with whisky
Some might think is risky
You might get the squits and the sicks :-\ :o

I like takeaways on a Friday

JimD

I like takeaways on a Friday
From the shop? Or brought round on the driveway?
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owen

I like takeaways on a Friday
From the shop? Or brought round on the driveway?
That depends on my mood

rogerg

I like takeaways on a Friday
From the shop? Or brought round on the driveway?
That depends on my mood
But as long as there's food

JimD

I like takeaways on a Friday
From the shop? Or brought round on the driveway?
That depends on my mood
But as long as there's food
It'll end up a marvellous soirée

There once was a Brian called Eno
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owen

There once was a Brian called Eno
Who passed his time reading the Beano

JakeWorrell

There once was a Brian called Eno
Who passed his time reading the Beano
he'd read on the loo
"The longer the note, the more dread."

JimD

There once was a Brian called Eno
Who passed his time reading the Beano
he'd read on the loo
As so many do
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Mikey

There once was a Brian called Eno
Who passed his time reading the Beano
he'd read on the loo
As so many do
Whilst passing a tasty burrito

There once was a Python called Monty
I used to have a signature

Rook

There once was a Python called Monty,
Who played the drums with Jean Luc Ponty,