Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

[rogerg]

Not sure you should eat stuff like that
Unless, of course, you're a cat
a nice bit of kibble

[Mikey]

Not sure you should eat stuff like that
Unless, of course, you're a cat
a nice bit of kibble
Might just make you dribble


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[owen]

Not sure you should eat stuff like that
Unless, of course, you're a cat
a nice bit of kibble
Might just make you dribble
Leaving a pool where you've sat

Much nicer food is a curry

[Mikey]

Much nicer food is a curry
But it might make you go in a hurry



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[rogerg]

Much nicer food is a curry
But it might make you go in a hurry
by go, do you mean...

[Mikey]

Much nicer food is a curry
But it might make you go in a hurry
by go, do you mean...
It could make you feel green


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[owen]

#1583
Much nicer food is a curry
But it might make you go in a hurry
by go, do you mean...
It could make you feel green
Have another lager, don't worry

I cannot play pinball when tipsy

[Pedro]

(The last one was number 1583 - well played people. Onwards!)

I cannot play pinball when tipsy
Said the whiskey intolerant gypsy

[rogerg]

I cannot play pinball when tipsy
Said the whiskey intolerant gypsy
He actually counted?

[Pedro]

I cannot play pinball when tipsy
Said the whiskey intolerant gypsy
He actually counted?
The task was surmounted

[owen]

I cannot play pinball when tipsy
Said the whiskey intolerant gypsy
He actually counted?
The task was surmounted
By Po, Tinky Winky and Dipsy

Lala, though, lost track after seven

[rogerg]

Lala, though, lost track after seven
Rhythmically, I'd leave that "though" up in heaven.

[lyn]

Lala, though, lost track after seven
Rhythmically, I'd leave that "though" up in heaven.
in the jar with the tubbies

[Mikey]

Lala, though, lost track after seven
Rhythmically, I'd leave that "though" up in heaven.
in the jar with the tubbies
With lots of the grubbies



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[Pedro]

Lala, though, lost track after seven
Rhythmically, I'd leave that "though" up in heaven.
in the jar with the tubbies
With lots of the grubbies
Is that fishing talk as heard in Devon?

It was challenging counting these verses