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[RetroGeet]

I'll be wandering down to St Helens
And it won't be to buy juicy melons
Instead I'll get chips

[Mikey]

I'll be wandering down to St Helens
And it won't be to buy juicy melons
Instead I'll get chips
Putting weight on your hips


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[JimD]

I'll be wandering down to St Helens
And it won't be to buy juicy melons
Instead I'll get chips
Putting weight on your hips
Spurring tasteless remarks from two felons

Whilst dining on quince with an owl

[rogerg]

Whilst dining on quince with an owl
They chanced on a chicken so fowl

[Pedro]

Whilst dining on quince with an owl
They chanced on a chicken so fowl
A free kick was awarded

[owen]

Whilst dining on quince with an owl
They chanced on a chicken so fowl
A free kick was awarded
And the spelling recorded

[Mikey]

Whilst dining on quince with an owl
They chanced on a chicken so fowl
A free kick was awarded
And the spelling recorded
the referee went out on the prowl

on·o·mat·o·po·et·i·cal·ly


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[lyn]

on·o·mat·o·po·et·i·cal·ly
knock.ing.down.thru.grav.ity
(this is a Towerblock reference. Still there, sorry. "The place where I belong ..." My house was demolished (sadly not for a hyperspace bypass, that would've been cool...))

[gr8gonzo]

on·o·mat·o·po·et·i·cal·ly
knock.ing.down.thru.grav.ity
dust where once was home

[Mikey]

on·o·mat·o·po·et·i·cal·ly
knock.ing.down.thru.grav.ity
dust where once was home
For a grumpy old gnome


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[rogerg]

on·o·mat·o·po·et·i·cal·ly
knock.ing.down.thru.grav.ity
dust where once was home
For a grumpy old gnome
Not sure if there's help for this, rhythmically...


Somedays it seems all or nothing

[Mikey]

Somedays it seems all or nothing
Unfortunately that is the thing


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[rogerg]

Somedays it seems all or nothing
Unfortunately that is the thing
There is no preparing

[Trapezium Artist]

Somedays it seems all or nothing
Unfortunately that is the thing
There is no preparing
Or bad lim'ricks repairing,

[Mikey]

Somedays it seems all or nothing
Unfortunately that is the thing
There is no preparing
Or bad lim'ricks repairing,
Dressed up in some shabby clothing


Which numpty tried starting a rhyme?


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