Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

[rogerg]

Which numpty tried starting a rhyme?
This dumpty who's well past his prime.

[johninblack]

Which numpty tried starting a rhyme?
This dumpty who's well past his prime.
But prime starts at fifty,

[rogerg]

Which numpty tried starting a rhyme?
This dumpty who's well past his prime.
But prime starts at fifty,
Plus five me, it's nifty!

[D S]

Which numpty tried starting a rhyme?
This dumpty who's well past his prime.
But prime starts at fifty,
Plus five me, it's nifty!
You've still got plenty of time.

Someone thought Jem was called Jean 

[Mikey]

Someone thought Jem was called Jean 
A woman who's not now a teen



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[Pedro]

Someone thought Jem was called Jean 
A woman who's not now a teen
Their proff-redder's a fool

[owen]

Someone thought Jem was called Jean 
A woman who's not now a teen
Their proff-redder's a fool
I still think Jean's cool

[gr8gonzo]

Someone thought Jem was called Jean 
A woman who's not now a teen
Their proff-redder's a fool
I still think Jean's cool
As are Greg, Don and Nathine



There once was a singist named Kim

[D S]

There once was a singist named Kim
Who spent many hours at the gym

[Mikey]

There once was a singist named Kim
Who spent many hours at the gym
She worked on her pecs


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[rogerg]

There once was a singist named Kim
Who spent many hours at the gym
She worked on her pecs
with a dino named Rex

[owen]

There once was a singist named Kim
Who spent many hours at the gym
She worked on her pecs
with a dino named Rex
In an effort to make her look trim

But the Rex started licking his chops

[D S]

But the Rex started licking his chops
Oops - better call for the cops

[Mikey]

But the Rex started licking his chops
Oops - better call for the cops
but the cops were out robbing

[RacingHippo]

But the Rex started licking his chops
Oops - better call for the cops
but the cops were out robbing
So young Kim started bobbing