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« Reply #6555 on: May 08, 2017, 08:26:07 PM »
But the Rex started licking his chops ???
Oops - better call for the cops
but the cops were out robbing
So young Kim started bobbing
While plundering ripe butchers shops


Frost, Bosch, Vera, Taggert and Banks


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« Reply #6556 on: May 08, 2017, 08:27:00 PM »
But the Rex started licking his chops ???
Oops - better call for the cops
but the cops were out robbing
So young Kim started bobbing
While plundering ripe butchers shops


Frost, Bosch, Vera, Taggert and Banks



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Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)
« Reply #6557 on: May 09, 2017, 10:06:28 AM »
 ??? ??? ???

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« Reply #6558 on: May 11, 2017, 11:48:25 AM »
Frost, Bosch, Vera, Taggert and Banks*
Are worthy of getting our thanks





* I still don't get what you did Mikey ???

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« Reply #6559 on: May 11, 2017, 01:33:03 PM »
Frost, Bosch, Vera, Taggart and Banks
Are worthy of getting our thanks
That's coz they solve crimes


(I think they're all TV cops, Owen - although with both Frost and Banks, I did initially wonder if there was a prog connection too!  ;))
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« Reply #6560 on: May 11, 2017, 02:54:51 PM »
Frost, Bosch, Vera, Taggart and Banks
Are worthy of getting our thanks
That's coz they solve crimes
In the Radio Times


(Thanks DS: I've never come across Vera, Banks or Bosch :o :o)

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« Reply #6561 on: May 18, 2017, 08:53:06 AM »

(I think they're all TV cops, Owen - although with both Frost and Banks, I did initially wonder if there was a prog connection too!  ;))
Frost not a proggy enough connection?


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« Reply #6562 on: May 18, 2017, 11:26:08 AM »
Frost, Bosch, Vera, Taggart and Banks
Are worthy of getting our thanks
That's coz they solve crimes
In the Radio times
By villains at heinous pranks


Edwards, Conley, Idowa & Taylor (could've had Banks again)


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« Reply #6563 on: May 18, 2017, 05:03:00 PM »
Edwards, Conley, Idowa & Taylor (could've had Banks again)
Are all on the run, down in Spain :P

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« Reply #6564 on: May 18, 2017, 09:11:03 PM »
Edwards, Conley, Idowa & Taylor (could've had Banks again)
Are all on the run, down in Spain :P
With a hop, skip & jump


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« Reply #6565 on: May 18, 2017, 10:22:23 PM »
Edwards, Conley, Idowa & Taylor (could've had Banks again)
Are all on the run, down in Spain :P
With a hop, skip & jump
And the slap of a pump

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« Reply #6566 on: May 20, 2017, 10:12:20 AM »
Edwards, Conley, Idowa & Taylor (could've had Banks again)
Are all on the run, down in Spain :P
With a hop, skip & jump
And the slap of a pump
This one really taxes the brain

(Edwards, Jonathan not Buster, Banks, Willy, all triple jumpers)

Jowett, Humber and Morgan and Hillman
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« Reply #6567 on: May 20, 2017, 10:08:53 PM »
Jowett, Humber and Morgan and Hillman
Were all cars that were driven by Bill's nan
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« Reply #6568 on: May 21, 2017, 12:37:23 AM »
Jowett, Humber and Morgan and Hillman
Were all cars that were driven by Bill's nan
She drove them so fast,
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« Reply #6569 on: May 21, 2017, 08:34:50 AM »
Jowett, Humber and Morgan and Hillman
Were all cars that were driven by Bill's nan
She drove them so fast,
But they did n't last


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