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[owen]

Whilst rolling around on the floor
The bishop looked up at the whore
He asked "Am I dead"?
In a voice filled with dread
She replied "That's £50 more"

Are the clergy allowed to consort...

[Mikey]

Are the clergy allowed to consort...
whilst quaffing a sumptuous port?

[rogerg]

Are the clergy allowed to consort...
whilst quaffing a sumptuous port?
come here little boy

[Mikey]

Are the clergy allowed to consort...
whilst quaffing a sumptuous port?
come here little boy
and play with my toy

[owen]

Are the clergy allowed to consort...
whilst quaffing a sumptuous port?
come here little boy
and play with my toy
My soldiers can march to the fort

That was getting rather close to the bone

[L33VEY]

That was getting rather close to the bone
With suggestion that I'd never condone

[Mikey]

That was getting rather close to the bone
With suggestion that I'd never condone
A smutty remark


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[rogerg]

That was getting rather close to the bone
With suggestion that I'd never condone
A smutty remark
and no place to park

[JimD]

That was getting rather close to the bone
With suggestion that I'd never condone
A smutty remark
and no place to park
Like a trip deep into the unknown

With a-one-and-a-two-and-a-three,

[Mikey]

With a-one-and-a-two-and-a-three,
I might need to go for a pee



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[rogerg]

With a-one-and-a-two-and-a-three,
I might need to go for a pee
just get yer a nappie

[owen]

With a-one-and-a-two-and-a-three,
I might need to go for a pee
just get yer a nappie
You incontinent chappie

[RacingHippo]

With a-one-and-a-two-and-a-three,
I might need to go for a pee
just get yer a nappie
You incontinent chappie
And tinkle where no-one can see.

I plugged us on the BBT "forum"

[owen]

I plugged us on the BBT "forum"
I'm sure you did it with taste and decorum

[Trapezium Artist]

I plugged us on the BBT "forum"
I'm sure you did it with taste and decorum
Bacon, brussels, tomato,