Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

Started by Brom, March 08, 2009, 08:43:03 PM

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owen

Whilst rolling around on the floor
The bishop looked up at the whore
He asked "Am I dead"?
In a voice filled with dread
She replied "That's £50 more"

Are the clergy allowed to consort...

Mikey

Are the clergy allowed to consort...
whilst quaffing a sumptuous port?
I used to have a signature

rogerg

Are the clergy allowed to consort...
whilst quaffing a sumptuous port?
come here little boy

Mikey

Are the clergy allowed to consort...
whilst quaffing a sumptuous port?
come here little boy
and play with my toy
I used to have a signature

owen

Are the clergy allowed to consort...
whilst quaffing a sumptuous port?
come here little boy
and play with my toy
My soldiers can march to the fort

That was getting rather close to the bone

L33VEY

That was getting rather close to the bone
With suggestion that I'd never condone
Currently playing in The Frost*mobile:  Frost* Day and Age

Mikey

That was getting rather close to the bone
With suggestion that I'd never condone
A smutty remark


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rogerg

That was getting rather close to the bone
With suggestion that I'd never condone
A smutty remark
and no place to park

JimD

That was getting rather close to the bone
With suggestion that I'd never condone
A smutty remark
and no place to park
Like a trip deep into the unknown

With a-one-and-a-two-and-a-three,
About Me
Secret line! Who can see this? PM me!

Mikey

With a-one-and-a-two-and-a-three,
I might need to go for a pee



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rogerg

With a-one-and-a-two-and-a-three,
I might need to go for a pee
just get yer a nappie

owen

With a-one-and-a-two-and-a-three,
I might need to go for a pee
just get yer a nappie
You incontinent chappie

RacingHippo

With a-one-and-a-two-and-a-three,
I might need to go for a pee
just get yer a nappie
You incontinent chappie
And tinkle where no-one can see.

I plugged us on the BBT "forum"
* May contain nuts.

owen

I plugged us on the BBT "forum"
I'm sure you did it with taste and decorum

Trapezium Artist

I plugged us on the BBT "forum"
I'm sure you did it with taste and decorum
Bacon, brussels, tomato,