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Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)
« Reply #6630 on: August 26, 2017, 08:34:50 AM »
I plugged us on the BBT "forum"
I'm sure you did it with taste and decorum
Bacon, Brussels, tomato,
Sausage, Dublin, potato

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)
« Reply #6631 on: August 26, 2017, 11:58:48 AM »
I plugged us on the BBT "forum"
I'm sure you did it with taste and decorum
Bacon, Brussels, tomato,
Sausage, Dublin, potato
Folks editing old lines? Abhor 'em  :P

I've sat here & pondered too long,

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)
« Reply #6632 on: August 26, 2017, 12:20:21 PM »
I've sat here & pondered too long,
on why the world is so wrong
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Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)
« Reply #6633 on: August 28, 2017, 03:02:31 AM »
I've sat here & pondered too long,
on why the world is so wrong,
Is it down to those bankers?
"F#?K OFF, GRANDAD!!!!"

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)
« Reply #6634 on: August 28, 2017, 08:41:16 AM »
I've sat here & pondered too long,
on why the world is so wrong,
Is it down to those bankers,
Or Tory bum spankers?

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)
« Reply #6635 on: August 28, 2017, 03:27:24 PM »
I've sat here & pondered too long,
on why the world is so wrong,
Is it down to those bankers,
Or Tory bum spankers?
a really good rhyme would use dong


What happened to JM's left wrist?
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Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)
« Reply #6636 on: August 28, 2017, 11:28:50 PM »
What happened to JM's left wrist?
He tried for F#7...and he missed

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)
« Reply #6637 on: August 29, 2017, 06:56:36 AM »
What happened to JM's left wrist?
He tried for F#7...and he missed
That chord was expensive
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« Reply #6638 on: August 29, 2017, 11:04:17 AM »
What happened to JM's left wrist?
He tried for F#7...and he missed
That chord was expensive
does it now make him pensive?
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Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)
« Reply #6639 on: September 04, 2017, 11:59:23 PM »

What happened to JM's left wrist?
He tried for F#7...and he missed
That chord was expensive
does it now make him pensive?
And in that tale there's a twist...

Nellie and Twig are en route
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aliensatemycrumpets...frost*, frost*, maximum*** frost*...
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Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)
« Reply #6640 on: September 06, 2017, 04:31:41 AM »
Nellie and Twig are en route,
In a van with the back full of loot,
"F#?K OFF, GRANDAD!!!!"

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« Reply #6641 on: September 07, 2017, 03:24:26 PM »
Nellie and Twig are en route,
In a van with the back full of loot,
They'll be selling their wares


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« Reply #6642 on: September 07, 2017, 08:12:28 PM »
Nellie and Twig are en route,
In a van with the back full of loot,
They'll be selling their wares
That they brought from their lairs

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)
« Reply #6643 on: September 12, 2017, 10:19:58 PM »

Nellie and Twig are en route,
In a van with the back full of loot,
They'll be selling their wares
That they brought from their lairs
Out the back at some dodgy car boot

Do Robots have a Tilt switch?
Frost*-Saline "these women are the best in rock" ref: you tube
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Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)
« Reply #6644 on: September 12, 2017, 10:45:19 PM »
Do Robots have a Tilt switch?
Could cause a technical hitch
Come on, you\'re a lion!