Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

owen · August 26, 2017, 08:34:50 AM

I plugged us on the BBT "forum"
I'm sure you did it with taste and decorum
Bacon, Brussels, tomato,
Sausage, Dublin, potato

Trapezium Artist · August 26, 2017, 11:58:48 AM

I plugged us on the BBT "forum"
I'm sure you did it with taste and decorum
Bacon, Brussels, tomato,
Sausage, Dublin, potato
Folks editing old lines? Abhor 'em

I've sat here & pondered too long,

Mikey · August 26, 2017, 12:20:21 PM

I've sat here & pondered too long,
on why the world is so wrong

johninblack · August 28, 2017, 03:02:31 AM

I've sat here & pondered too long,
on why the world is so wrong,
Is it down to those bankers?

Trapezium Artist · August 28, 2017, 08:41:16 AM

I've sat here & pondered too long,
on why the world is so wrong,
Is it down to those bankers,
Or Tory bum spankers?

Mikey · August 28, 2017, 03:27:24 PM

I've sat here & pondered too long,
on why the world is so wrong,
Is it down to those bankers,
Or Tory bum spankers?
a really good rhyme would use dong

What happened to JM's left wrist?

owen · August 28, 2017, 11:28:50 PM

What happened to JM's left wrist?
He tried for F#7...and he missed

D S · August 29, 2017, 06:56:36 AM

What happened to JM's left wrist?
He tried for F#7...and he missed
That chord was expensive

Mikey · August 29, 2017, 11:04:17 AM

What happened to JM's left wrist?
He tried for F#7...and he missed
That chord was expensive
does it now make him pensive?

lyn · September 04, 2017, 11:59:23 PM

What happened to JM's left wrist?
He tried for F#7...and he missed
That chord was expensive
does it now make him pensive?
And in that tale there's a twist...

Nellie and Twig are en route

johninblack · September 06, 2017, 04:31:41 AM

Nellie and Twig are en route,
In a van with the back full of loot,

Mikey · September 07, 2017, 03:24:26 PM

Nellie and Twig are en route,
In a van with the back full of loot,
They'll be selling their wares

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owen · September 07, 2017, 08:12:28 PM

Nellie and Twig are en route,
In a van with the back full of loot,
They'll be selling their wares
That they brought from their lairs

lyn · September 12, 2017, 10:19:58 PM

Nellie and Twig are en route,
In a van with the back full of loot,
They'll be selling their wares
That they brought from their lairs
Out the back at some dodgy car boot

Do Robots have a Tilt switch?

D S · September 12, 2017, 10:45:19 PM

Do Robots have a Tilt switch?
Could cause a technical hitch