Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

Started by Brom, March 08, 2009, 08:43:03 PM

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rogerg

Do Robots have a Tilt switch?
Could cause a technical hitch
Is off down and up on?

lyn


Do Robots have a Tilt switch?
Could cause a technical hitch
Is off down and up on?
Or up off and on down?
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owen

Do Robots have a Tilt switch?
Could cause a technical hitch
Is off down and up on?
Or up off and on down?
I dunno: the schematics a bitch

I've seen a robot milking a cow

johninblack

I've seen a robot milking a cow,
I've seen a robot milking a Sow,
"F#?K OFF, GRANDAD!!!!"

rogerg

I've seen a robot milking a cow,
I've seen a robot milking a Sow,
can robots be milked?

owen

I've seen a robot milking a cow,
I've seen a robot milking a Sow,
can robots be milked?
Like a sow's ear is silked

lyn


I've seen a robot milking a cow,
I've seen a robot milking a Sow,
can robots be milked?
Like a sow's ear is silked
Maybe, but no-one knows how...

Cassini checked out in style

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Pedro

Cassini checked out in style
But didn't go the extra mile
"Putting food on the table is more important than 7/8"

Mikey

Cassini checked out in style
But didn't go the extra mile
It burnt to a crisp


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Trapezium Artist

Cassini checked out in style
But didn't go the extra mile
It burnt to a crisp
Leaving nowt but a wisp

rogerg

Cassini checked out in style
But didn't go the extra mile
It burnt to a crisp
Leaving nowt but a wisp
but lots of pics in the file!


I'm a fanboy for young Jacob Collier

Mikey

I'm a fanboy for young Jacob Collier
Do you listen while on the escalier?
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rogerg

I'm a fanboy for young Jacob Collier
Do you listen while on the escalier?
Ooh, good one, old Mikey! 

or

I'm a fanboy for young Jacob Collier
Do you listen while on the escalier?
Well, it's up and it's down


(take your pick!)
;)

Pedro

I'm a fanboy for young Jacob Collier
Do you listen while on the escalier?
Ooh, good one, old Mikey!
An elective split, Crikey! 

or

I'm a fanboy for young Jacob Collier
Do you listen while on the escalier?
Well, it's up and it's down
It means "stairs", it's a noun
"Putting food on the table is more important than 7/8"

Mikey

This could be tricky, 2 words to rhyme with collier, hmmmmmmmm..................................

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