Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

Started by Brom, March 08, 2009, 08:43:03 PM

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RacingHippo


It's suddenly just felt like Autumn
And time for a brand new Frost* album
I'm totally giddy!
To hear every ditty
* May contain nuts.

owen

It's suddenly just felt like Autumn
And time for a brand new Frost* album
I'm totally giddy!
To hear every ditty
Well if you 2 can't be arsed rhyming I don't see why I should bother.

We're on Page four hundred and fifty nine

D S

It's suddenly just felt like Autumn
And time for a brand new Frost* album
I'm totally giddy!
To hear every ditty
Well if you 2 can't be arsed rhyming I don't see why I should bother.
;D
Come on, you\'re a lion!

D S

We're on Page four hundred and fifty nine
Fifteen years and we're still doing fine
Come on, you\'re a lion!

rogerg

We're on Page four hundred and fifty nine
Fifteen years and we're still doing fine
Is it time for a counting?

owen

We're on Page four hundred and fifty nine
Fifteen years and we're still doing fine
Is it time for a counting?
Or, even, accounting?

Pedro

It's suddenly just felt like Autumn
And time for a brand new Frost* album
I'm totally giddy!
Like a sugar-fuelled kiddie
"Putting food on the table is more important than 7/8"

RacingHippo

Split!

It's suddenly just felt like Autumn
And time for a brand new Frost* album
I'm totally giddy!
Like a sugar-fuelled kiddie
Nurse! Fetch my ointment and talcum!


We're on Page four hundred and fifty nine
Fifteen years and we're still doing fine
Is it time for a counting?
Or, even, accounting?
I tried once, but it blew my mind.


Uncle Pedro just caused a great rift
* May contain nuts.

rogerg

Uncle Pedro just caused a great rift
and ol' Hippo just gave us a gift!

RacingHippo

Uncle Pedro just caused a great rift
and ol' Hippo just gave us a gift!
It's the least I could do
* May contain nuts.

rogerg

Uncle Pedro just caused a great rift
and ol' Hippo just gave us a gift!
It's the least I could do
after leaving a poo

owen

Uncle Pedro just caused a great rift
and ol' Hippo just gave us a gift!
It's the least I could do
after leaving a poo
That took 2 men with shovels to shift.

The leaves have lost all their green

Pedro

The leaves have lost all their green
I've a problem with my time machine
"Putting food on the table is more important than 7/8"

rogerg

The leaves have lost all their green
I've a problem with my time machine
Oh, what's this doohickey?

owen

The leaves have lost all their green
I've a problem with my time machine
Oh, what's this doohickey?
🤮it's green and it's sticky