Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

[RacingHippo]

The leaves have lost all their green
I've a problem with my time machine
Oh, what's this doohickey?
🤮it's green and it's sticky
And shines a Black Light from its screen.


That Frost* report's just like old times

[rogerg]

That Frost* report's just like old times
With hijinks just dropping like dimes

[Pedro]

That Frost* report's just like old times
With hijinks just dropping like dimes
It's a man starting fires

[rogerg]

That Frost* report's just like old times
With hijinks just dropping like dimes
It's a man starting fires
(Everybody now!) and Life in the Wires



heh

[owen]

That Frost* report's just like old times
With hijinks just dropping like dimes
It's a man starting fires
(Everybody now!) and Life in the Wires
And other puntastical crimes

Our Rog has just uttered "heh"

[RacingHippo]

Our Rog has just uttered "heh"
Bless his socks. He's the antithesis of "meh"

[D S]

Our Rog has just uttered "heh"
Bless his socks. He's the antithesis of "meh"
Heh's such a good word

[Pedro]

Our Rog has just uttered "heh"
Bless his socks. He's the antithesis of "meh"
Heh's such a good word
In my top ten, it's third

[rogerg]

Our Rog has just uttered "heh"
Bless his socks. He's the antithesis of "meh"
Heh's such a good word
In my top ten, it's third
Supercalifragilisticeh!


'Tis an hono(u)r to have me own lim'rick

[owen]

'Tis an hono(u)r to have me own lim'rick
Though your last line made me feel quite sick

[D S]

'Tis an hono(u)r to have me own lim'rick
Though your last line made me feel quite sick
Not quite Mary Poppins

[RacingHippo]

'Tis an hono(u)r to have me own lim'rick
Though your last line made me feel quite sick
Not quite Mary Poppins
Nor antelope droppings