Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

Started by Brom, March 08, 2009, 08:43:03 PM

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RacingHippo


The leaves have lost all their green
I've a problem with my time machine
Oh, what's this doohickey?
🤮it's green and it's sticky
And shines a Black Light from its screen.


That Frost* report's just like old times
* May contain nuts.

rogerg

That Frost* report's just like old times
With hijinks just dropping like dimes

Pedro

That Frost* report's just like old times
With hijinks just dropping like dimes
It's a man starting fires
"Putting food on the table is more important than 7/8"

rogerg

That Frost* report's just like old times
With hijinks just dropping like dimes
It's a man starting fires
(Everybody now!) and Life in the Wires



heh

owen

That Frost* report's just like old times
With hijinks just dropping like dimes
It's a man starting fires
(Everybody now!) and Life in the Wires
And other puntastical crimes

Our Rog has just uttered "heh"

RacingHippo


Our Rog has just uttered "heh"
Bless his socks. He's the antithesis of "meh"
* May contain nuts.

D S

Our Rog has just uttered "heh"
Bless his socks. He's the antithesis of "meh"
Heh's such a good word
Come on, you\'re a lion!

Pedro

Our Rog has just uttered "heh"
Bless his socks. He's the antithesis of "meh"
Heh's such a good word
In my top ten, it's third
"Putting food on the table is more important than 7/8"

rogerg

Our Rog has just uttered "heh"
Bless his socks. He's the antithesis of "meh"
Heh's such a good word
In my top ten, it's third
Supercalifragilisticeh!


'Tis an hono(u)r to have me own lim'rick

owen

'Tis an hono(u)r to have me own lim'rick
Though your last line made me feel quite sick

D S

'Tis an hono(u)r to have me own lim'rick
Though your last line made me feel quite sick
Not quite Mary Poppins
Come on, you\'re a lion!

RacingHippo


'Tis an hono(u)r to have me own lim'rick
Though your last line made me feel quite sick
Not quite Mary Poppins
Nor antelope droppings
* May contain nuts.