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Burning kebab shop question
« on: March 08, 2009, 11:49:29 PM »
Just what was John Mitchell doing in a kebab shop that caused Jem to spray his laptop with wine?  :shock:  I've been consumed with curiosity for months now and it just won't go away.  :roll:

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Re: Burning kebab shop question
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2009, 12:18:41 PM »
I almostpulled a Jem on my Macbook Pro last night. Thankfully only the CD drive got a bit of juice on it, though Apple says they'll have to replace it's housing, but that shouldn't cost me much, so not a Write off...

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Re: Burning kebab shop question
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2009, 03:59:47 PM »
Maybe you should consider  a toughbook.

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Re: Burning kebab shop question
« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2009, 05:45:02 PM »
Sorry I thought this was going to tell me the best way to burn down a kebab shop, my bad. :mrgreen:
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Re: Burning kebab shop question
« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2009, 08:25:24 PM »
:lol:
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Re: Burning kebab shop question
« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2009, 08:30:51 PM »
I'm also incredibly curious as to what JM did that was so... unbroadcastable. Surely if enough warnings were given beforehand, and all food and drink were removed from the immediate area, Jem could tell us...

...pretty please?  ;)

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Re: Burning kebab shop question
« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2009, 10:50:31 PM »
Yes, I was hoping that as well... please Jem? Enlighten us and stop the suffering! If we solemnly promise to remove all comestibles and potables from a 20' radius of our computing equipment?

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Re: Burning kebab shop question
« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2009, 11:09:02 PM »
Quote from: "johninblack"
Sorry I thought this was going to tell me the best way to burn down a kebab shop, my bad. :mrgreen:

if you can find one, right?

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Re: Burning kebab shop question
« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2009, 12:48:49 PM »
Quote from: "catherine"
Yes, I was hoping that as well... please Jem? Enlighten us and stop the suffering! If we solemnly promise to remove all comestibles and potables from a 20' radius of our computing equipment?

Does that include potatoes??

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Re: Burning kebab shop question
« Reply #9 on: March 10, 2009, 06:22:09 PM »
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Quote from: "johninblack"
Sorry I thought this was going to tell me the best way to burn down a kebab shop, my bad. :mrgreen:

if you can find one, right?

The kebab shop was found. The curry house was not.

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Re: Burning kebab shop question
« Reply #10 on: March 10, 2009, 06:27:22 PM »
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Sorry I thought this was going to tell me the best way to burn down a kebab shop, my bad. :mrgreen:
:lol:
 I'm so happy I never drink while I'm here  :mrgreen:

And I'm also curious about what JM did/said. Inquiring mind needs to know.
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Re: Burning kebab shop question
« Reply #11 on: March 10, 2009, 06:45:55 PM »
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Quote from: "johninblack"
Sorry I thought this was going to tell me the best way to burn down a kebab shop, my bad. :mrgreen:
:lol:
 I'm so happy I never drink while I'm here  :mrgreen:

But I was sober, honest. :D
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Re: Burning kebab shop question
« Reply #12 on: March 10, 2009, 07:31:12 PM »
yeah...yeah...we all are ;)
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Re: Burning kebab shop question
« Reply #13 on: March 10, 2009, 07:41:37 PM »
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yeah...yeah...we all are ;)
No!...Really I was.
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Re: Burning kebab shop question
« Reply #14 on: March 10, 2009, 09:49:50 PM »
Was just pulling your leg. That's all i will pull by the way :)
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