caption competition

[enthewhite]

JM: "What's-wh- what is that?"

Dec: : "That my friend, is a dancing balsps."

[Fogeyspasm]

"Jem, you've taken the man love too far.
Now get your coat!"

[Fogeyspasm]

Or
"Holy crap Dec. It is laserguided!"

[johninblack]

JM: You drilled a hole through your guitar and now it just hangs there!

[johninblack]

Or....

JM: to Dec: Now that's what I call A weapon of mass reproduction.

[johninblack]

Or....

JM: Bugger me Dec it's huge....What you doing......Noooo I didn't mean it!!

[johninblack]

OR...


Dec to JM. Happy Christmas mate!

[Mickdoo22]

ok, so i dont have a prize, other than perhaps a good belly laugh or two....

anyone care to caption this priceless little moment ?

Wow......that looks like a penis, only smaller!

[Mouse]

JM: "...so that's what was in the suitcase in Pulp Fiction..."

Dec: "... and my other one's got two necks."  :shock:  I'm referring to the guitar, of course!

Or
"Holy crap Dec. It is laserguided!"

That, Mr. Spasm, takes the biscuit!  :lol:

[Mouse]

Dec: "...and that's how I managed to keep the fire under control, while at the same time providing a hold for the harness so that the children could evauate the sixth floor of the burning orphanage."

[Mouse]

Dec: "You think your TV ariel's impressive, Mitchell? Well how about this...?"

I'm here all night! There're a lot of hours in a night...  

[tomskerous]

Given how little willy-waving actually occurs in Frost*, should we all take a deep breath and step aside from the obvious comedy gravity-well?

"So, if you add the wasabi here, and then roll like this, and briskly slice with a *very* sharp knife - you can see it says 'Kidderminster' all the way through."

[MikeO]

Dec to Mitchell

"No this is a F# 13#11 !!"

I'll get me coat.....