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[L33VEY]

It's clear that Jem has the X-Factor,
and new digs, so a manly lawn tractor.
With Day Job aplenty,
He'll never reach twenty,
So he'd best not go near that compactor


So the Midlands gets the DVD recording,

[Brom]

So the Midlands gets the DVD recording
Just watch all those brummies aplauding,

[catherine]

So the Midlands gets the DVD recording
Just watch all those brummies aplauding,
They'll cheer, whoop and clap,

[Trapezium Artist]

So the Midlands gets the DVD recording
Just watch all those brummies aplauding,
They'll cheer, whoop and clap,
Steady on, my dear chap!

[sigod]

The was a young brother called Jeremy
Who borrowed my ELO album without ceremony
Yes, my copy of Time,
No reason, nor rhyme
Give it back you thieving git.

[Trapezium Artist]

The was a young brother called Jeremy
Who borrowed my ELO album without ceremony
Yes, my copy of Time,
No reason, nor rhyme
Give it back you thieving git.

Eek! A potentially fratricidal limerick that's so full on, it doesn't even try and rhyme in the last line  :shock:

Reminds me when my younger brother decided to unilaterally sell the full set of first edition Beatle's singles that we had been given by our older cousin from Liverpool. He never did dare tell me how much he made ...  :x

[rogerg]

The was a young brother called Jeremy
Who borrowed my ELO album without ceremony
Yes, my copy of Time,
No reason, nor rhyme
Give it back you thieving git.

Eek! A potentially fratricidal limerick that's so full on, it doesn't even try and rhyme in the last line  :shock:

and he didn't bother to finish the in-progress limerick.

Reminds me when my younger brother decided to unilaterally sell the full set of first edition Beatle's singles that we had been given by our older cousin from Liverpool. He never did dare tell me how much he made ...  :x

ouch.  does he still talk like a man?

[Pedro]

Indeed, something ought to be done,

[rogerg]

Indeed, something ought to be done,
from the leftover lim'rick we've run.

[Pedro]

Indeed, something ought to be done,
from the leftover lim'rick we've run.
It'll prolly catch up

[catherine]

Indeed, something ought to be done,
from the leftover lim'rick we've run.
It'll prolly catch up
Or else go ker-flup

[JamesA]

Indeed, something ought to be done,
from the leftover lim'rick we've run.
It'll prolly catch up
Or else go ker-flup
Wasting five years promising 'fun'

[gr8gonzo]

So the Midlands gets the DVD recording
Just watch all those brummies aplauding,
They'll cheer, whoop and clap,
Steady on, my dear chap!
An eve most certain to be rewarding.

Holmes heard Simon's Time had been nicked

[Brom]

Holmes heard Simon's Time had been nicked
"Watson!, a heinous crime, I predict"

[Pedro]

Holmes heard Simon's Time had been nicked
"Watson!, a heinous crime, I predict"
"Stop fiddling, Holmes!"