Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

[Pedro]

LFE forgot to start a new rhyme!
That happens here from time to time

[catherine]

LFE forgot to start a new rhyme!
That happens here from time to time
The excitement's too much

[Brom]

LFE forgot to start a new rhyme!
That happens here from time to time
The excitement's too much
People read but don't touch

[Trapezium Artist]

LFE forgot to start a new rhyme!
That happens here from time to time
The excitement's too much,
You can look but don't touch,

[L33VEY]

LFE forgot to start a new rhyme!
That happens here from time to time
The excitement's too much,
You can look but don't touch,
Then there's duplication but it's no crime

LFE forgot to start a new rhyme!
That happens here from time to time
The excitement's too much
People read but don't touch
Then there's duplication but it's no crime

Come on - who make the 2,000th reply?

[Trapezium Artist]

Come on - who make the 2,000th reply?
That'll be me then, Marty McFly,

[RacingHippo]

Come on - who make the 2,000th reply?
That'll be me then, Marty McFly,
You don't look the same

[Trapezium Artist]

Come on - who make the 2,000th reply?
That'll be me then, Marty McFly,
You don't look the same,
The time travel's to blame,

[catherine]

Come on - who make the 2,000th reply?
That'll be me then, Marty McFly,
You don't look the same,
The time travel's to blame,
Or else it's the mud in your eye.

The weather will again turn so chilly,

[LivingForever]

The weather will again turn so chilly,

In Derby it really was silly,

[MadeOutOfCats]

The weather will again turn so chilly,
In Derby it really was silly.
The monkeys were brass

[rogerg]

The weather will again turn so chilly,
In Derby it really was silly.
The monkeys were brass
and the witches were crass  



(Not our Nicky, though!)  

[catherine]

The weather will again turn so chilly,
In Derby it really was silly.
The monkeys were brass
and the witches were crass
They all laughed at Jem's poor cold short...

I've got problems. My mixer ain't working.

[Trapezium Artist]

I've got problems. My mixer ain't working.
So whisk by hand; quit your shirking,

[catherine]

I've got problems. My mixer ain't working.
So whisk by hand; quit your shirking,
Tell me, how do I whisk sound??