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[Rook]

My wife's gone to Strat- upon Avon
But for a Les Paul she is saving

[rogerg]

My wife's gone to Strat- upon Avon
But for a Les Paul she is saving
If she uses the telly

[JimD]

My wife's gone to Strat- upon Avon
But for a Les Paul she is saving
If she uses the telly
She'll see Glastonbury welly

[RacingHippo]

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My wife's gone to Strat- upon Avon
But for a Les Paul she is saving
If she uses the telly
She'll see Glastonbury welly
And be thankful for Shakespearean haven.

My hands are covered in paint!

[rogerg]

My hands are covered in paint!
But the rest of me thankfully ain't!

[RacingHippo]

My hands are covered in paint!
But the rest of me thankfully ain't!
In the painting of lances*



*Toy ones, for school use

[owen]

My hands are covered in paint!
But the rest of me thankfully ain't!
In the painting of lances*
For the school sixth form dances

*Toy ones, for school use (seriously Hippo? I don't remember anything like that)

[JimD]

My hands are covered in paint!
But the rest of me thankfully ain't!
In the painting of lances*
For the school sixth form dances
An activity both ancient, and quaint.

I'm sunburnt from gardening today,


*Toy ones, for school use (seriously Hippo? I don't remember anything like that)<jimd>maybe morris/mummer dances?</jimd>

[rogerg]

I'm sunburnt from gardening today,
For me, from the beach where I lay

[FreeThoughtTH]

I'm sunburnt from gardening today,
For me, from the beach where I lay
"In England!?" said I,

[lyn]

I'm sunburnt from gardening today,
For me, from the beach where I lay
"In England!?" said I,
It's to do with the sky...

[rogerg]

I'm sunburnt from gardening today,
For me, from the beach where I lay
"In England!?" said I,
It's to do with the sky...
Nah, this is Vermont, USA!


It's actually been raining a lot

[owen]

It's actually been raining a lot
(But I saw on the news, it was hot?)

[lyn]

It's actually been raining a lot
(But I saw on the news, it was hot?)
It's to do with the sky...

[JimD]

It's actually been raining a lot
(But I saw on the news, it was hot?)
It's to do with the sky...
Whether we're wet or we're dry