Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

Started by Brom, March 08, 2009, 08:43:03 PM

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catherine

Our Tigermoth likes Tinned Tomatoes (US variety)
His next one could be on potatoes
Toe mate o/tormato
Po tate o/Portato
All piled high on several plate-oes.

Of inspiration, I am sadly devoid.

D S

Of inspiration, I am sadly devoid
Said Marvin the Paranoid Android
Come on, you\'re a lion!

Mikey

Of inspiration, I am sadly devoid
Said Marvin the Paranoid Android
A planet sized brain
I used to have a signature

L33VEY

Of inspiration, I am sadly devoid
Said Marvin the Paranoid Android
A planet sized brain
Can be quite a strain
Currently playing in The Frost*mobile:  Frost* Day and Age

johninblack

Of inspiration, I am sadly devoid
Said Marvin the Paranoid Android
A planet sized brain
Can be quite a strain
I think? No! that I avoid.


Bank holiday weekend ahead,
"F#?K OFF, GRANDAD!!!!"

Rook

Bank holiday weekend ahead,
It's perfect for staying in bed,

RacingHippo

Bank holiday weekend ahead,
It's perfect for staying in bed,
And listening to Frost*
* May contain nuts.

owen

Bank holiday weekend ahead,
It's perfect for staying in bed,
And listening to Frost*
While counting the cost

Rook


Bank holiday weekend ahead,
It's perfect for staying in bed,
And listening to Frost*
While counting the cost
Of being alive and not dead.

Well that took a turn for the bleak,

Mikey

Well that took a turn for the bleak,
Poor UK weather this week
I used to have a signature

rogerg

Well that took a turn for the bleak,
Poor UK weather this week
we got rain here, too

tigermoth

Well that took a turn for the bleak,
Poor UK weather this week
we got rain here, too
And I've just burned the stew,

Renters

Well that took a turn for the bleak,
Poor UK weather this week
we got rain here, too
And I've just burned the stew,
And discovered an unseemly leak

The ice bucket challenge is set
That's jazz.  Jazz is weird...

owen

The ice bucket challenge is set
I prefer swimming, if I have to get wet

RacingHippo

The ice bucket challenge is set
I prefer swimming, if I have to get wet
There's so much grandstanding
* May contain nuts.