Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

[catherine]

Our Tigermoth likes Tinned Tomatoes (US variety)
His next one could be on potatoes
Toe mate o/tormato
Po tate o/Portato
All piled high on several plate-oes.

Of inspiration, I am sadly devoid.

[D S]

Of inspiration, I am sadly devoid
Said Marvin the Paranoid Android

[Mikey]

Of inspiration, I am sadly devoid
Said Marvin the Paranoid Android
A planet sized brain

[L33VEY]

Of inspiration, I am sadly devoid
Said Marvin the Paranoid Android
A planet sized brain
Can be quite a strain

[johninblack]

Of inspiration, I am sadly devoid
Said Marvin the Paranoid Android
A planet sized brain
Can be quite a strain
I think? No! that I avoid.


Bank holiday weekend ahead,

[Rook]

Bank holiday weekend ahead,
It's perfect for staying in bed,

[RacingHippo]

Bank holiday weekend ahead,
It's perfect for staying in bed,
And listening to Frost*

[owen]

Bank holiday weekend ahead,
It's perfect for staying in bed,
And listening to Frost*
While counting the cost

[Rook]

Bank holiday weekend ahead,
It's perfect for staying in bed,
And listening to Frost*
While counting the cost
Of being alive and not dead.

Well that took a turn for the bleak,

[Mikey]

Well that took a turn for the bleak,
Poor UK weather this week

[rogerg]

Well that took a turn for the bleak,
Poor UK weather this week
we got rain here, too

[tigermoth]

Well that took a turn for the bleak,
Poor UK weather this week
we got rain here, too
And I've just burned the stew,

[Renters]

Well that took a turn for the bleak,
Poor UK weather this week
we got rain here, too
And I've just burned the stew,
And discovered an unseemly leak

The ice bucket challenge is set

[owen]

The ice bucket challenge is set
I prefer swimming, if I have to get wet

[RacingHippo]

The ice bucket challenge is set
I prefer swimming, if I have to get wet
There's so much grandstanding