Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

Started by Brom, March 08, 2009, 08:43:03 PM

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JimD

You nutters don't 'arf make me larf
Especially them what live in the Sarf?
Hey, a Frost*ie's a Frost*ie
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RacingHippo

You nutters don't 'arf make me larf
Especially them what live in the Sarf?
Hey, a Frost*ie's a Frost*ie
Whether sprightly or crusty
* May contain nuts.

owen

#1369
You nutters don't 'arf make me larf
Especially them what live in the Sarf?
Hey, a Frost*ie's a Frost*ie
Whether sprightly or crusty
If you're crusty you should take a barf

I despair of watching my team*




*Wigan Athletic if you must know

tigermoth

You nutters don't 'arf make me larf
Especially them what live in the Sarf?
Hey, a Frost*ie's a Frost*ie
For a rhyme I am losty

owen


Rook

#1370
You nutters don't 'arf make me larf
Especially them what live in the Sarf?
Hey, a Frost*ie's a Frost*ie
For a rhyme I am losty,
And late by an hour and a half.

I despair of watching my team
But I'm not half as sad as I seem,

RacingHippo

I despair of watching my team
But I'm not half as sad as I seem,
For I love to spot trains
* May contain nuts.

Mikey

I despair of watching my team
But I'm not half as sad as I seem,
For I love to spot trains
boats, ships, cars and planes
I used to have a signature

JimD

I despair of watching my team
But I'm not half as sad as I seem,
For I love to spot trains
boats, ships, cars and planes
and my anorak's spotlessly clean

The Philadelphia Experiment's good
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RacingHippo

The Philadelphia Experiment's good
It's science with soft, cheesy food
* May contain nuts.

owen

The Philadelphia Experiment's good
It's science with soft, cheesy food
But I need to lose weight :(

Mikey

The Philadelphia Experiment's good
It's science with soft, cheesy food
But I need to lose weight :(
As I've got a strange gait
I used to have a signature

owen

The Philadelphia Experiment's good
It's science with soft, cheesy food
But I need to lose weight :(
As I've got a strange gait
Because I've a massive great....oh wait, that's rude

I'm knackered and going to bed

Trapezium Artist

I'm knackered and going to bed,
Though 'twas morning by the time this was read,

Renters

I'm knackered and going to bed,
Though 'twas morning by the time this was read,
Now it's late afternoon
That's jazz.  Jazz is weird...