Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

JimD · February 09, 2015, 12:41:17 PM

You nutters don't 'arf make me larf
Especially them what live in the Sarf?
Hey, a Frost*ie's a Frost*ie

RacingHippo · February 09, 2015, 02:04:19 PM

You nutters don't 'arf make me larf
Especially them what live in the Sarf?
Hey, a Frost*ie's a Frost*ie
Whether sprightly or crusty

owen · February 09, 2015, 05:10:54 PM

#1369
You nutters don't 'arf make me larf
Especially them what live in the Sarf?
Hey, a Frost*ie's a Frost*ie
Whether sprightly or crusty
If you're crusty you should take a barf

I despair of watching my team*

*Wigan Athletic if you must know

tigermoth · February 10, 2015, 05:05:31 AM

You nutters don't 'arf make me larf
Especially them what live in the Sarf?
Hey, a Frost*ie's a Frost*ie
For a rhyme I am losty

owen · February 10, 2015, 06:39:59 AM

Earth to Tigermoth...

Rook · February 10, 2015, 06:40:44 AM

#1370
You nutters don't 'arf make me larf
Especially them what live in the Sarf?
Hey, a Frost*ie's a Frost*ie
For a rhyme I am losty,
And late by an hour and a half.

I despair of watching my team
But I'm not half as sad as I seem,

RacingHippo · February 11, 2015, 12:55:03 PM

I despair of watching my team
But I'm not half as sad as I seem,
For I love to spot trains

Mikey · February 11, 2015, 02:13:47 PM

I despair of watching my team
But I'm not half as sad as I seem,
For I love to spot trains
boats, ships, cars and planes

JimD · February 11, 2015, 03:20:48 PM

I despair of watching my team
But I'm not half as sad as I seem,
For I love to spot trains
boats, ships, cars and planes
and my anorak's spotlessly clean

The Philadelphia Experiment's good

RacingHippo · February 11, 2015, 04:39:34 PM

The Philadelphia Experiment's good
It's science with soft, cheesy food

owen · February 11, 2015, 10:59:23 PM

The Philadelphia Experiment's good
It's science with soft, cheesy food
But I need to lose weight

Mikey · February 12, 2015, 01:26:37 PM

The Philadelphia Experiment's good
It's science with soft, cheesy food
But I need to lose weight

As I've got a strange gait

owen · February 12, 2015, 09:53:54 PM

The Philadelphia Experiment's good
It's science with soft, cheesy food
But I need to lose weight

As I've got a strange gait
Because I've a massive great....oh wait, that's rude

I'm knackered and going to bed

Trapezium Artist · February 13, 2015, 08:25:59 AM

I'm knackered and going to bed,
Though 'twas morning by the time this was read,

Renters · February 19, 2015, 03:50:23 PM

I'm knackered and going to bed,
Though 'twas morning by the time this was read,
Now it's late afternoon