Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

[D S]

I'm knackered and going to bed,
Though 'twas morning by the time this was read,
Now it's late afternoon
And evening comes soon

[tigermoth]

I'm knackered and going to bed,
Though 'twas morning by the time this was read,
Now it's late afternoon
And evening comes soon
Then you can repete what you just said.

I find Thank You Scientist quite cool

[RacingHippo]

I find Thank You Scientist quite cool
They appreciate thanks, as a rule

[Mikey]

I find Thank You Scientist quite cool
They appreciate thanks, as a rule
That's over my head

[owen]

I find Thank You Scientist quite cool
They appreciate thanks, as a rule
That's over my head
As the astrologer astronomer said

[Trapezium Artist]

I find Thank You Scientist quite cool
They appreciate thanks, as a rule
That's over my head
As the astrologer astronomer said
While drowning in a paddling pool.

Have just been to the land of the 'roos,

[D S]

Have just been to the land of the 'roos,
Where philosophers are all called Bruce




For those who don't know what I'm on about... 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruces%27_Philosophers_Song

[Mikey]

Have just been to the land of the 'roos,
Where philosophers are all called Bruce
drink Fosters & XXXX

[owen]

Have just been to the land of the 'roos,
Where philosophers are all called Bruce
drink Fosters & XXXX
And barbie in short kecks

[Trapezium Artist]

Have just been to the land of the 'roos,
Where philosophers are all called Bruce
drink Fosters & XXXX
And barbie in short kecks
While debating all matters abstruse.

Such as how to start shearing a sheep,

[tigermoth]

Such as how to start shearing a sheep,
Yay and matters yet even more deep

[Mikey]

Such as how to start shearing a sheep,
Yay and matters yet even more deep
Is it time for a barbie?

[Trapezium Artist]

Such as how to start shearing a sheep,
Yay and matters yet even more deep
Is it time for a barbie?
Had that already, you larby,


[I have discovered, thanks to the Urban Dictionary, that that is not a very nice noun ... but it does rhyme  ]

[owen]

Such as how to start shearing a sheep,
Yay and matters yet even more deep
Is it time for a barbie?
Had that already, you larby,
No, it's time for Little Bo Peep *

So Spock will boldly travel no more



*closest I could get to lecherous

[Mikey]

Such as how to start shearing a sheep,
Yay and matters yet even more deep
Is it time for a barbie?
Had that already, you larby,


[I have discovered, thanks to the Urban Dictionary, that that is not a very nice noun ... but it does rhyme  ]

Not as a rhyme & was one a barbie, as in Q, and the other barbie as in doll?