Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

[D S]

Thanks Pedro, I had totally forgotten that. Sorry DS

[Mikey]

I hope gongs will be given in time
and our lim'ricks be blessed with good rhyme
our metre is wonky

[rogerg]

I hope gongs will be given in time
and our lim'ricks be blessed with good rhyme
our metre is wonky
It's prog, na? ya donkey!

[D S]

I hope gongs will be given in time
and our lim'ricks be blessed with good rhyme
our metre is wonky
It's prog, na? ya donkey!
Odd timing is never a crime.

7/8 won't put food on the table

[owen]

7/8 won't put food on the table
7/8 of a marten is a sable

[Pedro]

7/8 won't put food on the table
7/8 of a marten is a sable
August seventh? July eighth?

[Mikey]

7/8 won't put food on the table
7/8 of a marten is a sable
August seventh? July eighth?
We hope in good faith



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[rogerg]

#1580
7/8 won't put food on the table
7/8 of a marten is a sable
August seventh? July eighth?
We hope in good faith
That those odd time signs are just a label.


I'm having a bit of a go with the iambs

[owen]

I'm having a bit of a go with the iambs
You're in trouble if they tell the rams

[JimD]

I'm having a bit of a go with the iambs
You're in trouble if they tell the rams
Rog, you're over the limit!

[owen]

I'm sorry but my eyesight is seriously rubbish. I thought it said lambs!

[rogerg]

I'm sorry but my eyesight is seriously rubbish. I thought it said lambs!

heh

i-ambs

two syllables! 

[Mikey]

I'm having a bit of a go with the iambs
You're in trouble if they tell the rams
Rog, you're over the limit!
You should really slim it


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[Pedro]

I'm having a bit of a go with the iambs
You're in trouble if they tell the rams
Rog, you're over the limit!
You should really slim it
By eating the pet food called "iams"?

Not sure you should eat stuff like that

[owen]

Not sure you should eat stuff like that
Unless, of course, you're a cat