Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

Started by Brom, March 08, 2009, 08:43:03 PM

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gr8gonzo

It was challenging counting these verses
As the tally was peppered with curses
...and I can feel the world is turning...turn around

owen

It was challenging counting these verses
As the tally was peppered with curses
Plus, he ran out of fingers

Pedro

It was challenging counting these verses
As the tally was peppered with curses
Plus, he ran out of fingers
Some splits were humdingers
"Putting food on the table is more important than 7/8"

Mikey

It was challenging counting these verses
As the tally was peppered with curses
Plus, he ran out of fingers
Some splits were humdingers
& he ended up needing some nurses

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owen

This Tapatalk lark is quite handy
Said the barman, while pouring a shandy

JimD

This Tapatalk lark is quite handy
Said the barman, while pouring a shandy
Even though he's a snowman
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Pedro

This Tapatalk lark is quite handy
Said the barman, while pouring a shandy
Even though he's a snowman
Who really likes Chopin
"Putting food on the table is more important than 7/8"

Mikey

This Tapatalk lark is quite handy
Said the barman, while pouring a shandy
Even though he's a snowman
Who really likes Chopin
Who collapsed when his legs went all bandy


That's two in a row I must start



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owen

That's two in a row I must start
Stop moaning, you grumpy old fart :P

Mikey

That's two in a row I must start
Stop moaning, you grumpy old fart :P
He whinged & he moaned


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L33VEY

That's two in a row I must start
Stop moaning, you grumpy old fart :P
He whinged & he moaned
He wheezed and he groaned
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Pedro

That's two in a row I must start
Stop moaning, you grumpy old fart :P
He whinged & he moaned
He wheezed and he groaned
Then croaked as he clutched at his heart

Hey Mikey, I'll start this one off
"Putting food on the table is more important than 7/8"

JimD

Hey Mikey, I'll start this one off
But with broken ribs I cannot cough*






*c'est vrai: I fell over in Iceland (the country not the shop) and a couple of coughs later...CRACK!
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owen

Hey Mikey, I'll start this one off
But with broken ribs I cannot cough*
No expectoration?

Mikey

Hey Mikey, I'll start this one off
But with broken ribs I cannot cough*
No expectoration?
& stunted cunctation


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