Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

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Pedro

#3240
August 05, 2012, 12:20:32 AM
Our Jess is now close to her gold,
Tickets for seats have been sold,
She wins by a mile,
with a thousand yard smile
"Putting food on the table is more important than 7/8"

Rook

#3241
August 05, 2012, 01:10:06 AM
Our Jess is now close to her gold,
Tickets for seats have been sold,
She wins by a mile,
with a thousand yard smile
but my cheese is still covered in mould

(um... call it stream of consciousness or something)

Death has done her work this morning

RacingHippo

#3242
August 05, 2012, 02:40:01 PM
Death has done her work this morning
At 1:10 on a Sunday? She should be snoring!
* May contain nuts.

Rook

#3243
August 07, 2012, 09:58:05 PM
Death has done her work this morning
At 1:10 on a Sunday? She should be snoring!
But, Unsleeping:

gabrielkfl

#3244
August 08, 2012, 01:00:11 PM
Death has done her work this morning
At 1:10 on a Sunday? She should be snoring!
But, unsleeping,
In bad mood and complaining,
That turtle on my avatar? Six hours to vector. Over six-thousand-friggin-anchor-points, scalable to any size losslessly, on a 65x65px avatar.

Rook

#3245
August 15, 2012, 09:47:29 PM
Death has done her work this morning
At 1:10 on a Sunday? She should be snoring!
But, unsleeping,
In bad mood and complaining,
From her hiding place under the flooring.

We seem to be fresh out of biscuits,

gabrielkfl

#3246
August 16, 2012, 03:12:09 PM
We seem to be fresh out of biscuits,
And we're all in need of new haircuts!
That turtle on my avatar? Six hours to vector. Over six-thousand-friggin-anchor-points, scalable to any size losslessly, on a 65x65px avatar.

Trapezium Artist

#3247
August 17, 2012, 06:06:13 PM
We seem to be fresh out of biscuits,
And we're all in need of new haircuts!
Your rhyme is skew-whiff,

RacingHippo

#3248
August 17, 2012, 09:20:01 PM
We seem to be fresh out of biscuits,
And we're all in need of new haircuts!
Your rhyme is skew-whiff,
So's this one, actually,
* May contain nuts.

Krische_Jasche

#3249
August 17, 2012, 11:34:35 PM
We seem to be fresh out of biscuits,
And we're all in need of new haircuts!
Your rhyme is skew-whiff,
So's this one, actually,
If you don't shape up, I'll tear your meniscus.


This summer's been wetter than the Niagaras,

catherine

#3250
August 18, 2012, 05:50:04 PM
This summer's been wetter than the Niagaras,
So I'll cheer myself up with eight Viagras,

Pedro

#3251
August 18, 2012, 06:32:07 PM
This summer's been wetter than the Niagaras,
So I'll cheer myself up with eight Viagras,
Won't that leave you board stiff?
"Putting food on the table is more important than 7/8"

catherine

#3252
August 18, 2012, 07:14:03 PM
This summer's been wetter than the Niagaras,
So I'll cheer myself up with eight Viagras,
Won't that leave you board stiff?
It should perk up my quiff,

Rook

#3253
August 19, 2012, 07:31:26 PM
This summer's been wetter than the Niagaras,
So I'll cheer myself up with eight Viagras,
Won't that leave you board stiff?
It should perk up my quiff,
But it gives no protection from badgers.

Oh, the prerils of drintking tequila

Krische_Jasche

#3254
August 20, 2012, 01:22:33 PM
Oh, the prerils of drintking tequila
Can rend you compleet' imbecila
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