Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

[Mikey]

Ah another intro, what good luck
Second line? That doesn't suck
The third can be tricky


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[rogerg]

Ah another intro, what good luck
Second line? That doesn't suck
The third can be tricky
and the fourth can be sticky

[D S]

Ah another intro, what good luck
Second line? That doesn't suck
The third can be tricky
And the fourth can be sticky
But the fifth is where you get stuck

Storm Doris is threatening snow

[Mikey]

Storm Doris is threatening snow
You might need to wrap up in a throw



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[Mikey]

Storm Doris is threatening snow
You might need to wrap up in a throw



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Snow ?


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[JimD]

Storm Doris is threatening snow
You might need to wrap up in a throw

Snow ?

Snow! - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-39038448

[JimD]

Storm Doris is threatening snow,
You might need to wrap up in a throw.
Frozen crystalline water,

[Mikey]

Storm Doris is threatening snow,
You might need to wrap up in a throw.
Frozen crystalline water,
Which could harm your daughter


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[rogerg]

Storm Doris is threatening snow,
You might need to wrap up in a throw.
Frozen crystalline water,
Which could harm your daughter
Anyone? Guess I'll have a go...



But not at your daughter, of course

[owen]

But not at your daughter, of course
That would be considered inappropriate force

[Mikey]

But not at your daughter, of course
Perhaps you'd prefer a horse ?


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[owen]

Oi Mikey you're 3 hours late!

[Mikey]

Oi Mikey you're 3 hours late!

I blame Tapatalk, there was nothing there, honest guv


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[gr8gonzo]

But not at your daughter, of course
That would be considered inappropriate force (even for a horse)
Lest our words be misconstrued

[owen]

But not at your daughter, of course
That would be considered inappropriate force (even for a horse)
Lest our words be misconstrued
2 lines into 1 have been shoed