Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

RacingHippo · January 20, 2015, 01:03:46 PM

I might get along to Summer's End
Can't say, but could well be my friend
Right - I'm saving the date!
To go see our mate
S--t, I hope it comes true like I intend.

Else if not there'll be much egg on face
Don't be daft; it's hardly disgrace!

owen · January 22, 2015, 11:19:07 AM

Else if not there'll be much egg on face
Don't be daft; it's hardly disgrace!
We might take the Mick(!)

catherine · January 22, 2015, 01:06:03 PM

Else if not there'll be much egg on face
Don't be daft; it's hardly disgrace!
We might take the Mick(!)
Or a large Spotted Dick

tigermoth · January 22, 2015, 01:38:58 PM

Else if not there'll be much egg on face
Don't be daft; it's hardly disgrace!
We might take the Mick(!)
Or a large Spotted Dick
Shame my name, but leave my sponge in place

Last night I had a lovely tart ...

Mikey · January 22, 2015, 01:44:14 PM

Last night I had a lovely tart ...
was she porn or was she just art?

rogerg · January 23, 2015, 02:12:03 AM

Last night I had a lovely tart ...
was she porn or was she just art?
pics, or it didn't happen

JimD · January 23, 2015, 10:47:47 AM

Last night I had a lovely tart ...
was she porn or was she just art?
pics, or it didn't happen
Was het Limburgse Vlaaien?*

*http://stefangourmet.com/2013/03/07/limburger-cherry-pie-limburgse-kersenvlaai/

owen · January 23, 2015, 11:24:40 AM

Last night I had a lovely tart ...
was she porn or was she just art?
pics, or it didn't happen
Was het Limburgse Vlaaien?*
In whole, or merely a part?

We must have hit 1000 by now

(5541 posts, 5 per limerick even with our tendency to wander off track)

tigermoth · January 23, 2015, 06:11:07 PM

We must have hit 1000 by now
Surely, and she was a Bakewell Frau

owen · January 28, 2015, 11:14:48 AM

We must have hit 1000 by now
Surely, and she was a Bakewell Frau
I meant poems (

), not girls

Mikey · January 28, 2015, 12:43:08 PM

We must have hit 1000 by now
Surely, and she was a Bakewell Frau
I meant poems (

), not girls
adorned with some pearls?

D S · January 28, 2015, 01:37:30 PM

We must have hit 1000 by now
Surely, and she was a Bakewell Frau
I meant poems ( ), not girls
adorned with some pearls?
Can we get a new total somehow?

Up north, it's good weather for snowmen

Mooncat · January 29, 2015, 09:42:31 AM

Quick, pack the car, we must go then

tigermoth · January 29, 2015, 10:28:29 AM

Up north, it's good weather for snowmen
Quick pack the car we must go then
Before they're cut down to size

Mikey · January 29, 2015, 01:51:47 PM

Up north, it's good weather for snowmen
Quick pack the car we must go then
Before they're cut down to size
It is Frost* or he dies