Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

[tigermoth]

People I meet now know Frost*!
Is that because they've been bossed?
Keep spreading the word
Not everyone's heard
We must fix that, no matter the cost.

There once was a chap, name of Pollack

[JimD]

There once was a chap, name of Pollack
Who was fond of the Buggenhout beer, Kwak*






* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bosteels_Brewery

[owen]

There once was a chap, name of Pollack
Who was fond of the Buggenhout beer, Kwak*
8.4%!

[Pedro]

There once was a chap, name of Pollack
Who was fond of the Buggenhout beer, Kwak*
8.4%!
Shoundsh like money well shpent

[JimD]

There once was a chap, name of Pollack
Who was fond of the Buggenhout beer, Kwak*
8.4%!
Shoundsh like money well shpent
Best enjoyed with a small cheesy snack

Graham Bonnet once sang with Steve Vai

[owen]

Graham Bonnet once sang with Steve Vai
Paul McCartney sang "Live and let die"

[D S]

Graham Bonnet once sang with Steve Vai
Paul McCartney sang "Live and let die"
But Vai and McCartney

[JimD]

Graham Bonnet once sang with Steve Vai
Paul McCartney sang "Live and let die"
But Vai and McCartney
Own a garage near Partney*





* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Partney

[rogerg]

Graham Bonnet once sang with Steve Vai
Paul McCartney sang "Live and let die"
But Vai and McCartney
Own a garage near Partney*
And they know cake always beats pie.


'Twas nice to see humor in Signs

[Mikey]

'Twas nice to see humor in Signs
It makes us start swinging from vines



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[JimD]

'Twas nice to see humor in Signs
It makes us start swinging from vines
Ah!-Eee!-Ah!-Eeeeee!-Ah!-Eeee!-Ahhhh!*





* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarzan_yell

[Pedro]

'Twas nice to see humor in Signs
It makes us start swinging from vines
Ah!-Eee!-Ah!-Eeeeee!-Ah!-Eeee!-Ahhhh!*
That vine stretched too far

[johninblack]

'Twas nice to see humor in Signs
It makes us start swinging from vines
Ah!-Eee!-Ah!-Eeeeee!-Ah!-Eeee!-Ahhhh!*
That vine stretched too far
More of that and there will be fines!


In the dark murky days of December,

[owen]

In the dark murky days of December,
Errr....no, I just can't remember

[D S]

In the dark murky days of December,
Errr....no, I just can't remember
Are you still too young?


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6dU9xu8VLMY
Any excuse!