Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

[lyn]

That's the code, not the Morse (once of Spock's)
Or the grumpy old cop on the box
Of Frosties? They're grreeeeaaattt!!!!

[JimD]

That's the code, not the Morse (once of Spock's)
Or the grumpy old cop on the box
Of Frosties? They're grreeeeaaattt!!!!
In a bowl (not a plate)

[tigermoth]

That's the code, not the Morse (once of Spock's)
Or the grumpy old cop on the box
Of Frosties? They're grreeeeaaattt!!!!
In a bowl (not a plate)
But never pour them in to your socks.

How about Morse's Christmas CD?

[RacingHippo]

How about Morse's Christmas CD?
I really hope it's not all shmultzy

[owen]

How about Morse's Christmas CD?
I really hope it's not all shmultzy
Is schmultzy a word?

[rogerg]

How about Morse's Christmas CD?
I really hope it's not all shmultzy
Is schmultzy a word?
Oh, you hadn't heard?

[RobRideout]

How about Morse's Christmas CD?
I really hope it's not all shmultzy
Is schmultzy a word?
Oh, you hadn't heard?
It's nearly as good as the Greedies!

(linked below for festive tuneage:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN2bcS9shuY )

What plans do we have for next year?

[Mikey]

What plans do we have for next year?
There's John Mitchell and Frost* and some beer

[Trapezium Artist]

What plans do we have for next year?
There's John Mitchell and Frost* and some beer
At Progdreams near me,




(book now and book often: http://cultuurpodiumboerderij.nl/en/programma/progdreams-vi/)

[Mikey]

What plans do we have for next year?
There's John Mitchell and Frost* and some beer
At Progdreams near me,
Something we'd like to see


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[JimD]

What plans do we have for next year?
There's John Mitchell and Frost* and some beer
At Progdreams near me,
Something we'd like to see
Rocking out, in Rokkeveen, near Zoetermeer

At a party, I once had cheese-dip

[Mikey]

At a party, I once had cheese-dip
It upset me and started a gip

[rogerg]

At a party, I once had cheese-dip
It upset me and started a gip
What's a gip?

[Mikey]

gip
A Yorkshire term meaning to wretch. Outsiders often assume it means to vomit, but gipping is only a precursor to vomiting and vomiting does not necessarily ensue.
Holy crap she minged. Her face made me gip.


Mind you, it means something compleeeeetely different if you look it up in the urban dictionary 

[rogerg]

heh.  thanks.  I was actually just making the next line....