Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

[RacingHippo]

heh.  thanks.  I was actually just making the next line.... 

Shame on you, Rog. Only three syllables instead of the required five or six.

Let's get this back on track:

At a party, I once had cheese-dip
It upset me and started a gip
What's a gip? Said our Rog

[JimD]

At a party, I once had cheese-dip
It upset me and started a gip
What's a gip? Said our Rog
Well it makes yer feel dodge*





*Contraction of dodgy, potentially dangerous or unreliable. "That curry Bob made was well dodge"

[Mikey]

At a party, I once had cheese-dip
It upset me and started a gip
What's a gip? Said our Rog
Well it makes yer feel dodge*
as he stuffed in a tortilla chip

A cheeky announcement from Frost*

[Pedro]

A cheeky announcement from Frost*
Will please those who had fingers crossed

[lyn]

A cheeky announcement from Frost*
Will please those who had fingers crossed
You and Mikey are funny!

[owen]

A cheeky announcement from Frost*
Will please those who had fingers crossed
You and Mikey are funny!
Like Daff and Bugs Bunny

[Rook]

A cheeky announcement from Frost*
Will please those who had fingers crossed
You and Mikey are funny!
Like Daff and Bugs Bunny,
And the point of the lim'rick was lost.

Its forty degrees here in Oz,

[Pedro]

Its forty degrees here in Oz,
A cute angle if ever there was*,




* Dorothy tells me I should have said: "if ever if ever there was there was", but I figured it would confuse the person trying to write the next line.   

[JimD]

Its forty degrees here in Oz,
A cute angle if ever there was,
Trigonometry's fun!

[RacingHippo]

Its forty degrees here in Oz,
A cute angle if ever there was,
Trigonometry's fun!
In antipodean sun

[Pedro]

Its forty degrees here in Oz,
A cute angle if ever there was,
Trigonometry's fun!
In antipodean sun
B Cos, B Cos, B Cos, B Cos. (of the wondreful things it does)


Frost* did well in Prog's Reader awards

[Rook]

Frost* did well in Prog's Reader awards,
Thanks in large part to Godfrey's keyboards;

[Pedro]

Frost* did well in Prog's Reader awards,
Thanks in large part to Godfrey's keyboards;
With Blunders-a-banging

[rogerg]

Frost* did well in Prog's Reader awards,
Thanks in large part to Godfrey's keyboards;
With Blunders-a-banging
Don't leave Mitchell a-hanging

[rogerg]

"Its forty degrees here in Oz,
A cute angle if ever there was,
Trigonometry's fun!
In antipodean sun
B Cos, B Cos, B Cos, B Cos. (of the wondreful things it does)"

one of the best, ever, folks.  well done!