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[JimD]

Cask finders a wondreful app
It's better than your usual,  Talkatap?
One leads you to ale

[owen]

Cask finders a wondreful app
It's better than your usual,  Talkatap?
One leads you to ale
The other's a fail

[Mikey]

Cask finders a wondreful app
It's better than your usual,  Talkatap?
One leads you to ale
The other's a fail
As is beating gr8gonzos old chap


Oh bugger it's my turn again


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[D S]

Oh bugger it's my turn again
That first line can be such a pain

[rogerg]

Oh bugger it's my turn again
That first line can be such a pain
Just do what I do

[owen]

Oh bugger it's my turn again
That first line can be such a pain
Just do what I do?
Why, I'll leave it to you

[rogerg]

Oh bugger it's my turn again
That first line can be such a pain
Just do what I do?
Why, I'll leave it to you
Not sure I can handle the strain!


The pressure is often too great

[owen]

The pressure is often too great
As the barometer said to his mate

[Mikey]

The pressure is often too great
As the barometer said to his mate
I'm letting off steam




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[Pedro]

The pressure is often too great
As the barometer said to his mate
I'm letting off steam
While cooking this Bream

[owen]

The pressure is often too great
As the barometer said to his mate
I'm letting off steam
While cooking this Bream
And serving it up on a plate

With oodles and oodles of chips

[RacingHippo]

With oodles and oodles of chips
My computer does thousands of MIPS

[rogerg]

With oodles and oodles of chips
My computer does thousands of MIPS
They're not very tasty

[JimD]

With oodles and oodles of chips
My computer does thousands of MIPS
They're not very tasty
Now let's not be hasty

[owen]

With oodles and oodles of chips
My computer does thousands of MIPS
They're not very tasty
Now let's not be hasty
Just slather them all with some dips

And by dips I do not mean ketchup