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Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)
« Reply #6615 on: July 28, 2017, 09:25:26 PM »
Whilst rolling around on the floor
The bishop looked up at the whore
He asked "Am I dead"?
In a voice filled with dread
She replied "That's 50 more"

Are the clergy allowed to consort...

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)
« Reply #6616 on: July 29, 2017, 08:13:47 AM »
Are the clergy allowed to consort...
whilst quaffing a sumptuous port?
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Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)
« Reply #6617 on: July 29, 2017, 12:58:53 PM »
Are the clergy allowed to consort...
whilst quaffing a sumptuous port?
come here little boy

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« Reply #6618 on: July 29, 2017, 01:38:51 PM »
Are the clergy allowed to consort...
whilst quaffing a sumptuous port?
come here little boy
and play with my toy
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Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)
« Reply #6619 on: July 31, 2017, 10:42:39 AM »
Are the clergy allowed to consort...
whilst quaffing a sumptuous port?
come here little boy
and play with my toy
My soldiers can march to the fort

That was getting rather close to the bone

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)
« Reply #6620 on: July 31, 2017, 08:54:48 PM »
That was getting rather close to the bone
With suggestion that I'd never condone
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« Reply #6621 on: August 07, 2017, 11:30:35 AM »
That was getting rather close to the bone
With suggestion that I'd never condone
A smutty remark


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Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)
« Reply #6622 on: August 07, 2017, 02:30:43 PM »
That was getting rather close to the bone
With suggestion that I'd never condone
A smutty remark
and no place to park

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)
« Reply #6623 on: August 08, 2017, 10:55:02 AM »
That was getting rather close to the bone
With suggestion that I'd never condone
A smutty remark
and no place to park
Like a trip deep into the unknown

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« Reply #6624 on: August 08, 2017, 11:24:23 AM »
With a-one-and-a-two-and-a-three,
I might need to go for a pee



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Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)
« Reply #6625 on: August 08, 2017, 02:04:53 PM »
With a-one-and-a-two-and-a-three,
I might need to go for a pee
just get yer a nappie

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« Reply #6626 on: August 09, 2017, 09:37:55 AM »
With a-one-and-a-two-and-a-three,
I might need to go for a pee
just get yer a nappie
You incontinent chappie

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)
« Reply #6627 on: August 25, 2017, 12:01:09 AM »
With a-one-and-a-two-and-a-three,
I might need to go for a pee
just get yer a nappie
You incontinent chappie
And tinkle where no-one can see.

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)
« Reply #6628 on: August 25, 2017, 07:14:50 AM »
I plugged us on the BBT "forum"
I'm sure you did it with taste and decorum

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)
« Reply #6629 on: August 25, 2017, 01:30:20 PM »
I plugged us on the BBT "forum"
I'm sure you did it with taste and decorum
Bacon, brussels, tomato,