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Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)
« Reply #6645 on: September 14, 2017, 11:56:36 AM »
Do Robots have a Tilt switch?
Could cause a technical hitch
Is off down and up on?

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)
« Reply #6646 on: September 16, 2017, 11:07:13 PM »

Do Robots have a Tilt switch?
Could cause a technical hitch
Is off down and up on?
Or up off and on down?
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Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)
« Reply #6647 on: September 17, 2017, 05:23:04 PM »
Do Robots have a Tilt switch?
Could cause a technical hitch
Is off down and up on?
Or up off and on down?
I dunno: the schematics a bitch

I've seen a robot milking a cow

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)
« Reply #6648 on: September 19, 2017, 04:30:38 AM »
I've seen a robot milking a cow,
I've seen a robot milking a Sow,
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Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)
« Reply #6649 on: September 19, 2017, 11:53:25 AM »
I've seen a robot milking a cow,
I've seen a robot milking a Sow,
can robots be milked?

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)
« Reply #6650 on: September 19, 2017, 05:51:35 PM »
I've seen a robot milking a cow,
I've seen a robot milking a Sow,
can robots be milked?
Like a sow's ear is silked

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)
« Reply #6651 on: September 19, 2017, 11:20:58 PM »

I've seen a robot milking a cow,
I've seen a robot milking a Sow,
can robots be milked?
Like a sow's ear is silked
Maybe, but no-one knows how...

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)
« Reply #6652 on: September 21, 2017, 10:08:36 PM »
Cassini checked out in style
But didn't go the extra mile
"Putting food on the table is more important than 7/8"

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« Reply #6653 on: September 22, 2017, 09:15:37 PM »
Cassini checked out in style
But didn't go the extra mile
It burnt to a crisp


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Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)
« Reply #6654 on: September 23, 2017, 11:27:18 AM »
Cassini checked out in style
But didn't go the extra mile
It burnt to a crisp
Leaving nowt but a wisp

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)
« Reply #6655 on: September 23, 2017, 02:02:27 PM »
Cassini checked out in style
But didn't go the extra mile
It burnt to a crisp
Leaving nowt but a wisp
but lots of pics in the file!


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Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)
« Reply #6656 on: September 24, 2017, 12:09:36 PM »
I'm a fanboy for young Jacob Collier
Do you listen while on the escalier?
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Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)
« Reply #6657 on: September 24, 2017, 01:39:29 PM »
I'm a fanboy for young Jacob Collier
Do you listen while on the escalier?
Ooh, good one, old Mikey! 

or

I'm a fanboy for young Jacob Collier
Do you listen while on the escalier?
Well, it's up and it's down


(take your pick!)
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Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)
« Reply #6658 on: September 26, 2017, 02:19:36 PM »
I'm a fanboy for young Jacob Collier
Do you listen while on the escalier?
Ooh, good one, old Mikey!
An elective split, Crikey! 

or

I'm a fanboy for young Jacob Collier
Do you listen while on the escalier?
Well, it's up and it's down
It means "stairs", it's a noun
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Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)
« Reply #6659 on: September 27, 2017, 05:17:21 PM »
This could be tricky, 2 words to rhyme with collier, hmmmmmmmm..................................

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