Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

Pedro · August 26, 2012, 11:25:21 PM

Wise Buddah's new website's quite nice
I followed the link in a trice
What! This one right here?
No, it's this one I fear[/quote]
Guys, a single web link would suffice.

There'll be no sneak previews of Frost*3

rogerg · August 27, 2012, 12:06:54 AM

There'll be no sneak previews of Frost*3
we'll have to wait for the dvd

fitzy · August 27, 2012, 05:16:33 PM

There'll be no sneak previews of Frost*3
we'll have to wait for the dvd
With fingernails bitten

Rook · August 27, 2012, 06:17:34 PM

There'll be no sneak previews of Frost*3
we'll have to wait for the dvd
With fingernails bitten
we'll wait till Jems written

Krische_Jasche · August 28, 2012, 12:12:39 AM

There'll be no sneak previews of Frost*3
we'll have to wait for the dvd
With fingernails bitten
we'll wait till Jems written
And released upon us his decree.

Never mind that, did you know:

owen · August 28, 2012, 12:38:56 PM

Never mind that, did you know:
What a polar bear does in the snow?

Trapezium Artist · August 28, 2012, 01:51:42 PM

Never mind that, did you know:
What a polar bear does in the snow?
It hides from the seals,

Rook · August 28, 2012, 09:18:26 PM

Never mind that, did you know:
What a polar bear does in the snow?
It hides from the seals,
'Cause it actually feels

Pedro · August 29, 2012, 07:43:26 AM

Never mind that, did you know:
What a polar bear does in the snow?
It hides from the seals,
'Cause it actually feels
"Going clubbing is wrong, I won't go"

Jem should look here for lyrics and rhymes

Trapezium Artist · August 29, 2012, 07:54:09 PM

Jem should look here for lyrics and rhymes,
Rather than scour the Financial Times,

Rook · August 30, 2012, 06:53:58 AM

Jem should look here for lyrics and rhymes,
Rather than scour the Financial Times,
We are ever so witty

Trapezium Artist · August 30, 2012, 11:55:05 AM

Jem should look here for lyrics and rhymes,
Rather than scour the Financial Times,
We are ever so witty,
Unlike those guys in the City,

owen · August 30, 2012, 12:12:46 PM

Jem should look here for lyrics and rhymes,
Rather than scour the Financial Times,
We are ever so witty,
Unlike those guys in the city
And we NEVER commit any crimes....

Except: No! I'll never confess

sawtooth · August 30, 2012, 03:32:52 PM

Except: No! I'll never confess
to my love child with Jordan Rudess

gabrielkfl · August 30, 2012, 04:41:20 PM

Quote from: "sawtooth"Except: No! I'll never confess
to my love child with Jordan Rudess

:shock: