Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

[Rook]

The night air is cool in Paris, 
It fills me with joie de vivre,

[Trapezium Artist]

The night air is cool in Paris, 
It fills me with joie de vivre,

(Blimey, that's some damn funny French they speak down under, mate  )

[owen]

As opposed to their English? 

The night air is cool in Paris, 
It fills me with joie de vivre,
The smell of Gauloises

[JimD]

The night air is cool in Paris,
It fills me with joie de vivre,
The smell of Gauloises,
Zooming Citroën cars,

[FreeThoughtTH]

The night air is cool in Paris,
It fills me with joie de vivre,
The smell of Gauloises,
Zooming Citroën cars,
Why would one want to leave?

And our English is just fine thank you very much

[D S]

And our English is just fine thank you very much
We's kan speek & spel as guid as the Dutch

[Mikey]

And our English is just fine thank you very much
We's kan speek & spel as guid as the Dutch
Limericks are the problem

[JimD]

And our English is just fine thank you very much
We's kan speek & spel as guid as the Dutch
Limericks are the problem,
So like sweeties, we gobble 'em

[owen]

#910
And our English is just fine thank you very much
We's kan speek & spel as guid as the Dutch
Limericks are the problem,
So like sweeties, we gobble 'em
While checking out Starsky & Hutch

Though, personally, I prefer The Sopranos

[rogerg]

Though, personally, I prefer The Sopranos
Nah, I'd much rather date me some altos

[Rook]

Though, personally, I prefer The Sopranos
Nah, I'd much rather date me some altos
So spot me a tenor,

[JimD]

Though, personally, I prefer The Sopranos
Nah, I'd much rather date me some altos
So spot me a tenor,
And we'll holiday in Zennor,




* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zennor

[RacingHippo]

Though, personally, I prefer The Sopranos
Nah, I'd much rather date me some altos
So spot me a tenor,
And we'll holiday in Zennor,
And wallow in fresh Cornish guano.

On Friday it's Midsummer's Day

[JimD]

On Friday it's Midsummer's Day,
At Stonehenge I wish Frost* could play,

[D S]

On Friday it's Midsummer's Day,
At Stonehenge I wish Frost* could play,
For the Druids at dawn,