Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

[owen]

Blunders has bitten the dust
He has to go do what he must
He'll hit more stuff
I hope not in the buff!
Quite right, this is music, not lust

So GoT finished last night

[D S]

So GoT finished last night
There'll be no more battles to fight

[Mikey]

So GoT finished last night
There'll be no more battles to fight
I still haven't seen it

[owen]

So GoT finished last night
There'll be no more battles to fight
I still haven't seen it
It was great, deffo not s**t

[RacingHippo]

So GoT finished last night
There'll be no more battles to fight
I still haven't seen it
It was great, deffo not s**t
And I loved that final gunfight!

This thread has been dead for 6 months!

[rogerg]

This thread has been dead for 6 months!
are you sure it hasn't been billionths?



(btw, I hit up several rhyming sites for a rhyme for "months".  It's worse than orange or purple!!) 

[RacingHippo]

This thread has been dead for 6 months!
are you sure it hasn't been billionths?
Well, with rhymes that tricky

btw, I hit up several rhyming sites for a rhyme for "months".  It's worse than orange or purple!!) 

I was so tempted to add a 3rd line that ended in purple or orange 

[rogerg]

heh

[D S]

This thread has been dead for 6 months!
are you sure it hasn't been billionths?
Well, with rhymes that tricky
Things were bound to get sticky



(Over to someone to find another rhyme for 'months' now! Could get stuck for another while...  )

[Mikey]

This thread has been dead for 6 months!
are you sure it hasn't been billionths?
Well, with rhymes that tricky
Things were bound to get sticky
Holed up in a vast labyrinth

These Limericks need to improve

[rogerg]

These Limericks need to improve
So the music will fit in the groove

[RacingHippo]

These Limericks need to improve
So the music will fit in the groove
To fit with the season

[owen]

These Limericks need to improve
So the music will fit in the groove
To fit with the season
Of gunpowder and treason

[L33VEY]

These Limericks need to improve
So the music will fit in the groove
To fit with the season
Of gunpowder and treason
It's A New Year - must be time to move....

"Onwards" he shouted from the back

[owen]

"Onwards" he shouted from the back
"Then left, as we go down the track"