Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

[JimD]

This is one damn erudite bunch,
True of Prog fans in general - that's my hunch,
It's good music for thinkers

[L33VEY]

This is one damn erudite bunch,
True of Prog fans in general - that's my hunch,
It's good music for thinkers
And still better for drinkers

[owen]

This is one damn erudite bunch,
True of Prog fans in general - that's my hunch,
It's good music for thinkers
And still better for drinkers
"Waiter, 6 pints of beer, for my lunch,

Served in a straight pint pot, please"

[Mikey]

Served in a straight pint pot, please"
With a generous portion of cheese

[rogerg]

Served in a straight pint pot, please"
With a generous portion of cheese
and a biscuit or two

[lyn]

"Waiter, 6 pints of beer, for my lunch,

Waiter! Cor Blimey! S'a bit posh ran' yor way!!  Tha's a lock-in 'n'a harf, that is! Daylight  t'get 'ome!


Served in a straight pint pot, please"
With a generous portion of cheese
and a biscuit or two
or pork scratchings will do...

[Rook]

Served in a straight pint pot, please"
With a generous portion of cheese
and a biscuit or two
or pork scratchings will do...
Or maybe a pork pie with peas.

I thought the English invented cricket,

[owen]

I thought the English invented cricket,
I sense a crim wants a kick, middle wicket

[lyn]

I thought the English invented cricket,
I sense a crim wants a kick, middle wicket
Cricket? Whazat?

[Rook]

I thought the English invented cricket,
I sense a crim wants a kick, middle wicket
Cricket? Whazat?
A game Aussies are good at!

[JimD]

I thought the English invented cricket,
I sense a crim wants a kick, middle wicket
Cricket? Whazat?
A game Aussies are good at!
Or an insect that lives in a thicket

Cricket songs both attract and repel

[owen]

Cricket songs both attract and repel
I didn't know that, please do tell

[catherine]

Cricket songs both attract and repel
I didn't know that, please do tell
They're like magnets, you see,

[JimD]

Cricket songs both attract and repel
I didn't know that, please do tell
They're like magnets, you see,
Or, stridulatory*




*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stridulation

[Rook]

*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stridulation

Well done, that!

Cricket songs both attract and repel
I didn't know that, please do tell
They're like magnets, you see,
Or, stridulatory,
If you give it a beat, it will sell!

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