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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #30 on: March 10, 2009, 05:14:17 PM »
There once was a drummer called Andy
Who with a couple of sticks was quite handy
Then one night down the pub
He picked up a club
"F#?K OFF, GRANDAD!!!!"

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #31 on: March 10, 2009, 05:27:04 PM »
There once was a drummer called Andy
Who with a couple of sticks was quite handy
Then one night down the pub
He picked up a club
And walloped some blokes bitter shandy
It's in the post!

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #32 on: March 10, 2009, 05:28:05 PM »
Ooops, my go.

There once was a dog name of Prog,
It's in the post!

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #33 on: March 10, 2009, 06:44:25 PM »
There once was a dog name of Prog,
Who got his head stuck in the bog,
"F#?K OFF, GRANDAD!!!!"

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #34 on: March 10, 2009, 07:08:59 PM »
There once was a dog name of Prog,
Who got his head stuck in the bog,
He howled and he whined,

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #35 on: March 10, 2009, 07:40:36 PM »
There once was a dog name of Prog,
Who got his head stuck in the bog,
He howled and he whined,
But his head was entwined,
"F#?K OFF, GRANDAD!!!!"

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #36 on: March 10, 2009, 07:57:41 PM »
There once was a dog name of Prog,
Who got his head stuck in the bog,
He howled and he whined,
But his head was entwined,
Now he just croaks more like a frog!



...not very riveting I know .....queue the groans...& apologies about the tough one earlier .....

Okay, is this a little easier..

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We turn now to Nick D'Virgilio,



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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #37 on: March 10, 2009, 08:13:27 PM »
We turn now to Nick D'Virgilio,
Who bangs on his drums like Billy-o
Currently playing in The Frost*mobile: Big Big Train - Grimspound

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #38 on: March 10, 2009, 08:15:20 PM »
We turn now to Nick D'Virgilio,
Who bangs on his drums like Billy-o
He plays for Spock's Beard
Come on, you\'re a lion!

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #39 on: March 10, 2009, 08:49:04 PM »
We turn now to Nick D'Virgilio,
Who bangs on his drums like Billy-o
He plays for Spock's Beard,
Some claim he's weird,
"F#?K OFF, GRANDAD!!!!"

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #40 on: March 10, 2009, 08:52:49 PM »
We turn now to Nick D'Virgilio,
Who bangs on his drums like Billy-o
He plays for Spock's Beard
Some claim he's weird,
But I think they're a bit silly-o.

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #41 on: March 10, 2009, 08:54:50 PM »
My turn again...

The Frost*ies eat biscuits galore,

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #42 on: March 10, 2009, 09:01:50 PM »
The Frost*ies eat biscuits galore
You can tell by the crumbs on the floor

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #43 on: March 10, 2009, 09:03:37 PM »
The Frost*ies eat biscuits galore
You can tell by the crumbs on the floor
But don't fetch the Hoover
"Putting food on the table is more important than 7/8"

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Re: Frost*ie Limericks
« Reply #44 on: March 10, 2009, 09:12:42 PM »
The Frost*ies eat biscuits galore
You can tell by the crumbs on the floor
But don't fetch the Hoover
Just ring up the Louvre
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